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Who would you rather have sex with?

A dead person.
5 (6.3%)
Your mom.
34 (43%)
Your dad.
8 (10.1%)
All of the above.
32 (40.5%)
None of the above.
0 (0%)

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Voting closed: March 20, 2006, 06:04:49 pm

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #90 on: March 17, 2006, 12:38:05 am »
It took me til now to get the details worked out, but I'm totally going.  Only the first show though.

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #91 on: March 17, 2006, 12:39:51 am »
i wore a name tag until ozma got on and i didnt see anyone else with one so i just took it off

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #92 on: March 17, 2006, 12:49:20 am »
i wore a name tag until ozma got on and i didnt see anyone else with one so i just took it off
Man..your cat sure looks like Elvis.
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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #93 on: March 17, 2006, 12:50:29 am »
its a new pokemon named ugly celvis. now its fully evolved. 155 hp
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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #94 on: March 17, 2006, 01:52:13 am »
its a new pokemon named ugly celvis. now its fully evolved. 155 hp

lol.  I think you're awesome for putting up with everyone's shit.  I love the new name.  It's awesome that you can poke fun at yourself and still keep good spirits on these boards even with all the rude attacks on you.  I wonder what the "new" issue will be now that you changed your avatar. :P  I'm sorry I didn't get to meet you at the show, but hopefully I will at one in the future.

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #95 on: March 17, 2006, 04:07:19 am »
its a new pokemon named ugly celvis. now its fully evolved. 155 hp

lol.  I think you're awesome for putting up with everyone's shit.  I love the new name.  It's awesome that you can poke fun at yourself and still keep good spirits on these boards even with all the rude attacks on you.  I wonder what the "new" issue will be now that you changed your avatar. :P

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #96 on: March 17, 2006, 12:51:54 pm »
hes better than the mae shi

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #97 on: March 17, 2006, 12:53:45 pm »
hes better than the mae shi

Obviously he's never read my custom title.
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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #98 on: March 17, 2006, 12:56:29 pm »
obviously you are an idiot, because i said elvis was better than the mae shi not me

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #99 on: March 17, 2006, 01:03:47 pm »
obviously you are an idiot, because i said elvis was better than the mae shi not me

Obviously he's never read my custom title.

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #100 on: March 17, 2006, 01:04:55 pm »
what do i win?

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #101 on: March 17, 2006, 01:05:47 pm »
umm...  let's not be hostile for no reason.

Though actually, I think it's a given that The Mae Shi is better than Elvis just since it's an actual band of people, and not just one dude with a guitar.

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #102 on: March 17, 2006, 01:09:24 pm »
Elvis had a band.  Not a big fan of his music, however.  I put Elvis with most blues music, in the "respect, acknowledge, but don't like" category.

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #103 on: March 17, 2006, 01:24:16 pm »
elvis transcends any style of music. the mae shi however is only in the genre "suck"

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #104 on: March 17, 2006, 01:31:20 pm »
elvis transcends any style of music. the mae shi however is only in the genre "suck"

I hate to keep side-tracking these topics, but c'mon.  Elvis doesn't trancend any different styles of music.  He played boring, blues-derived, rock and roll.  Not to mention that he was just ripping off black musicians who came before him.  Sure, many of the bands we know and love may not have existed without Elvis, but that doesn't mean his music isn't out-dated and tiresome.
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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #105 on: March 17, 2006, 01:33:58 pm »
you guys dont have to like elvis or think that he is the king of rock and roll. but if you seriously think the mae shi is better, then that just shows how little you really know about music.

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #106 on: March 17, 2006, 01:38:35 pm »
Jesus fuck.  We already have one thread that we collectively turned to shit by debating about The Mae Shi's validity.  If you wish to talk shit about or defend The Mae Shi, can we please keep it to the March 12 thread rather than dragging down every Ozma related topic with Mae Shi discussion?

Now, as far as any hostility interpretted from me:  I've been what I thought was clearly joking until attacked because of IlikeOzma's grudge against me and/or misinterpretation of my humor.  While I do think that the guy gets a lot of undue flaming (Mike, despite being my best-forum-friend, can be pretty relentless), I would say the majority of it is probably justified.

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the initial crack I made about elvis was a joke in response to Sam's post wondering what people were going to get upset about now that he had changed his avatar to something less offensive.  I quoted that section and everything in hopes to make that clear.  There was no intention on my part to actually comment on Elvis, and in fact, I have no opinion on the dude whatsoever.
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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #107 on: March 17, 2006, 01:58:00 pm »

edit:

the initial crack I made about elvis was a joke in response to Sam's post wondering what people were going to get upset about now that he had changed his avatar to something less offensive.  I quoted that section and everything in hopes to make that clear.  There was no intention on my part to actually comment on Elvis, and in fact, I have no opinion on the dude whatsoever.

jason, i love that you always have to tell people when you've made a joke.

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #108 on: March 17, 2006, 02:00:18 pm »
yeah, I was really happy to see the avatar change too... but then he has to go retarding it up all over the place.
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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #109 on: March 17, 2006, 02:13:53 pm »
Jesus fuck.  We already have one thread that we collectively turned to shit by debating about The Mae Shi's validity.  If you wish to talk shit about or defend The Mae Shi, can we please keep it to the March 12 thread rather than dragging down every Ozma related topic with Mae Shi discussion?

Now, as far as any hostility interpretted from me:  I've been what I thought was clearly joking until attacked because of IlikeOzma's grudge against me and/or misinterpretation of my humor.  While I do think that the guy gets a lot of undue flaming (Mike, despite being my best-forum-friend, can be pretty relentless), I would say the majority of it is probably justified.

edit:

the initial crack I made about elvis was a joke in response to Sam's post wondering what people were going to get upset about now that he had changed his avatar to something less offensive.  I quoted that section and everything in hopes to make that clear.  There was no intention on my part to actually comment on Elvis, and in fact, I have no opinion on the dude whatsoever.

you can make fun of me me all you want but when you go insulting the king of rock and roll, even if it is joking then thats too far

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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #110 on: March 17, 2006, 03:05:41 pm »
elvis transcends any style of music. the mae shi however is only in the genre "suck"

umm...  let's not be hostile toward the Mae Shi for no reason.
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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #111 on: March 17, 2006, 04:14:46 pm »
Jesus fuck.  We already have one thread that we collectively turned to shit by debating about The Mae Shi's validity.  If you wish to talk shit about or defend The Mae Shi, can we please keep it to the March 12 thread rather than dragging down every Ozma related topic with Mae Shi discussion?

Now, as far as any hostility interpretted from me:  I've been what I thought was clearly joking until attacked because of IlikeOzma's grudge against me and/or misinterpretation of my humor.  While I do think that the guy gets a lot of undue flaming (Mike, despite being my best-forum-friend, can be pretty relentless), I would say the majority of it is probably justified.

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the initial crack I made about elvis was a joke in response to Sam's post wondering what people were going to get upset about now that he had changed his avatar to something less offensive.  I quoted that section and everything in hopes to make that clear.  There was no intention on my part to actually comment on Elvis, and in fact, I have no opinion on the dude whatsoever.

you can make fun of me me all you want but when you go insulting the king of rock and roll, even if it is joking then thats too far
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Re: POLL! OFFers going the Ozma Reunion show/s?? Official Count (hopefully)
« Reply #112 on: March 17, 2006, 04:17:09 pm »
i try.