Dear Ozma

[The Other Mike]

ok thanks, maybe being grammatically correct doesn't fly with you.

I'm not gonna get in a fight over this or anything because I'm not a grammar nazi, but I found the excessive comma usage funny.  If you think those are all grammatically correct then more power to you, but even some of the ones that are technically correct could be eliminated by wording your sentence in a less awkward way.

[downtownw.brown]

whoa there brospeh! that's just how i type. maybe i like awkward sentences, don't read em i guess if ya don't like em. say i don't like the way you slice your bread, i'm not gonna call you out on that. it's cool.

[downtownw.brown]

i am, after all, a newbie.

[noonchild]

my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.

false

ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.

neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going. 

[The Other Mike]

my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.

false

ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.

neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going. 

false

[downtownw.brown]

my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.

false

ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.

neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going. 

high five!

[jvstin]

my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.

false

ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.

neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going. 

high five!

ummm...  false.

[downtownw.brown]

im not even going to ask. in any case, high fiving there wasn't necessarily applicable. but i like the way borat says it, so nyah.

[patty]

i dont think im going to read this thread anymore.
it's turned bleh.

[I like ozma]

my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.

false

ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.

neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going. 

high five!

ummm...  false.

bad usage of the word "false"

[rockyoursocksoff]

i didn't really appreciate the inner beauty and exquisite syntax of downtown's sentence structure until i started using mind altering drugs...

[downtownw.brown]

i didn't really appreciate the inner beauty and exquisite syntax of downtown's sentence structure until i started using mind altering drugs...

those also help when attempting to understand the words in "accelerated sunrise". particularly, acid.

[rockyoursocksoff]

i didn't really appreciate the inner beauty and exquisite syntax of downtown's sentence structure until i started using mind altering drugs...

those also help when attempting to understand the words in "accelerated sunrise". particularly, acid.

i prefer pcp...

[I like ozma]

drugs hurt you.

[WhoYouCallinWeez]

even pot???

[CantelopeSkiz]

Especially pot!

[I like ozma]

yes, even pharmacutical drugs

[WhoYouCallinWeez]

i can give up my oxycontin/hydrocodone/xanax "problem" WHENEVER I WANT I HATE YOU ALL.

jk i dont do drugs or drink woohoo