Heh, you guys just about topped them all
Straight from archive.org:
any way you got here, you're one of the few people that knows about my little prank. so you deserve some kind of reward for getting here, right? - wrong. but i'll give you one anyway. to pique your interest, here are a few band names we considered before choosing ozma:
* "sochi" - - - (see 'xochitl' from if my amp had wheels)
* "the system"
* "audiochi" - - - - (almost rhymes with 'mariachi')
* "cosmic egg"
* "ritual purple" - - - - (just kidding)
* "powercool"
* "sheriff bob"
but that's all you get for now. if i think of anything more secret and embarrassing to stick in here, i will.